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Have you heard Rucka Rucka Ali’s hilarious Kim Jong Un song?

Internet legend Rucka Rucka Ali has gifted the world with his brilliant Kim Jong Un song. The funny song is a parody of Cruise by Florida Georgia Line ft Nelly. Rucka is joined by Dave Farese, Baked Alaska and Sno E Blac.

The clip comes from 2015 and with tensions rising between North Korea and it’s enemies, what would be a more beautiful song to listen to if the bombs ever fell and nuclear terror wiped out millions of us?

Thankfully nuclear war is pretty much off the cards, and we’ve dodged it for over seventy years already.

Rucka is a controversial figure to some, but his videos are a reminder to us all that comedy has always been a vital way to tackle tyrants and oppression across the world.

You can check out more of Rucka Rucka Ali’s work on his website or by following him on Twitter.



Here’s the lyrics if you fancy joining in:

Ching chang chong!
I’m Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud
4 u!

I got a missile now,
I’m gonna blow u up!
Gonna blow u up!
[2x]

I got some sorta
big missile for ya.
It goes so far
it hits California.
The whole wide world’s
gonna go up in flames,
when Obama calls up,
I take the phone and say

Ching chang chong!
I’m Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud
4 u!
You’re a BLACK MAN
gimme all your fried watermelon
and ur chicken right now!

Got a small little penis
but my missile is large,
you would think my dick’s bigger
when I’m dropping it!
So, ching chang chong!
I’m Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud
4 u!

I got a missile now,
I’m gonna blow u up!
Gonna blow u up!
[2x]

Got a couple nunchuckers,
theme park for torture,

I SAID NUKE THE CHINESE!
I MEANT MICROWAVE SUPPER!

I bomb China
but the button got stuck,

AH FUCK!
BETTER DUCK!
HERE, FORTUNE COOKIE 4 LUCK!

Ching chang chong!
I’m Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud
4 u!
Gonna bomb ur city
while ur sitting there
shitting out a
Chicken wonton

Got a small
Philippenis
and my missile
is LARGE!
you would think my
dick’s bigger when I’m
dropping it.
So, ching chang chong!
I’m Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud
4 u!

I’m showing up,
I’m blowing up,
I’m throwing out
all night!
Some would say
I’m acting out
‘coz my daddy died.
I touch a girl, I touch a boy,
It’s North Korean pride!
I eat dog with my young
13 year old bride.

I drink my cognac
I smoke crack
them bitches be like
“Oh, crap!”
I like biking and dry cleaning
my friend Dennis is so black (Black, Black)

Hillary, you’re a pretty little fat dyke.
I wanna see you on my penis with a flashlight.

Looking 4 my daughter
on South Korean border.

‘coz Ching chang chong!
I’m Kim Jong Un!
Gonna BLOW U, BLOW U,

GOD DAMMIT!
MOM!!!!!!!!

Ching chang chong!
I’m Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud
4 u!
I’m a black ass nigga,
everybody sing wit me
let’s get jiggy right now,

I’m gonna rape these women,
while the rest of you
STARVE!!!!
If I had sum more dinner,
I’d give you NONE OF IT!

Ching chang chong!
I’m Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud
4 u!

I got a missile now,
I’m gonna blow u up!
Gonna blow u up!
(mushroom cloud 4 u)

I got a missile now,
I’m gonna blow u up!
Gonna blow u up!
(mushroom cloud 4 u)

I got a missile now,
I’m gonna blow u up!
Gonna blow u up!

I am the Chinese Cartman

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Written by MarkCross

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