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Hilarious outtake and clip from Harry Balls’ ‘Tales of the Unattested’

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Tales of the Uattested

We proudly bring you a hilarious outtake from the audiobook version of ‘Tales of the Unattested’. Harry Balls is our favourite paranormal investigator and we’d like to share with you a clip of narrator Thurston Dubassy’s fumble and then the finished, perfect version.

You can support the essential and life-changing work of Harry Balls and his paranormal investigation team by buying a copy of his book, available as an ebook, paperback or audiobook. 
Amazon UK (click here)
Amazon US (click here)

Book description:

When you think of the supernatural, think of Balls.

The book they tried to stop, mainly for the reason that they thought it was too much for the great public to handle, and an absolute load of rubbish.

I am Harry Balls, renowned paranormal investigator with a difference. I investigate those cases too complex or too vague (mainly the latter) that other paranormal investigators simply won’t touch with a barge pole.

Join me and my Office of Paranormal Studies licensed team on an epic [citation needed] adventure as we travel the country uncovering the mysteries you’ve definitely never heard about before.

Together we will lift the lid on the supernatural, and then quickly close the lid again before weird things start coming out.

These mysteries range from mysterious home-helps to dubious ball pits, farting dogs, parish council conspiracies and even evil bingo dabbers.

Live and breathe my journey with me as I explore these dark forces in the ‘Tales of the Unattested’ (hence the name of the book).

One thing is for certain, you’ll never think about the paranormal and supernatural in the same way again.

Author bio:

Harry Balls is a full-time professional paranormal investigator. Harry is well known and respected by his colleagues at the Office of Paranormal Studies who often refer to his investigations and working practices in their private meetings. Details of these meetings cannot be published but quotes such as ‘an interesting example’, ‘unusual working practices’, ‘we recognise this is Harry’s work’ and ‘this isn’t how we tend to do things’ have been the source of much pride for Harry.

He has a small team of part-time minimum-wage assistants who work for him under the name Harry Balls Hunters and Investigators. Due to the sensitive nature of their work and the high turn-around of staff, they have all chosen to remain anonymous. Therefore the investigations you are about to read will simply refer to ‘we’ and ‘us’ to note that there was someone with him at the time who has now left his employment. The names have also been removed due to several complaints from former employees such as ‘unsafe working conditions’, ‘unreasonable and volatile employer’ and ‘lack of payment’; these complaints are currently ongoing.

Harry operates throughout the country responding to reported incidents of paranormal activity and explaining them in a professional, concise and impartial way. The majority of reports come to Harry Balls Hunters and Investigators via their website and social media presence, (the website is currently unavailable due to complaints raised by certain members of the Office of Paranormal Studies).

Despite having no formal qualifications, public liability insurance or specific equipment, Harry prides himself on his work ethic and ‘getting the job done’ and has one of the highest success rates of any paranormal investigators.

Harry’s notable TV appearances include: audience member on Strike It Lucky; guest on Trisha (never broadcast); phone-in caller on This Morning and questioner on Question Time.

You can support the essential and life-changing work of Harry Balls and his paranormal investigation team by buying a copy of his book, available as an ebook, paperback or audiobook. 
Amazon UK (click here)
Amazon US (click here)

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